Notable Quotes/Quotable Notes

   "Ijust kicked someone's butt somewhere who is named Fiona"
						- Alexander Montgomery, online gamer on DSi

   "The penis is the dipstick of the body's health"
						- Dr Harry Fisch, Prof of Clinical Urology, Columbia U

   "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a
		man and a woman"
						- Ahnold Schwartzenegger, California's Governor

   "(Note: Funds cannot be provided to reimburse scientists from communist
		and terrorist countries)"
						- Grant instructions for Army BAA proposal

   "He's basically violent, you know"
                        - Dr Michael Aratow on Dr Christopher Peri

   "Sometimes, you just have to whack out"
                        -Eric Herbranson DDS

   "The problem is that you have men of today with tomorrow's 
   technology and yesterday's philosophy"
                        -Rael (otherwise a nut case)

   "Woo-woo shit"
                        - John Hines, NASA Sage

   "We're going to mess up and build the coolest, stinkin' device EVER"
                        - Usen Udoh, future Billionaire

   "The nice thing is that people come up to you all night and pop you;"
						- Joel Brown, Halloween Partygoer

   "I'm not important enough for anyone to mail me anthrax"
						- Xander Twombly  ;(

   "NASA does not ban sex between crewmembers"
						- Space.com, insipid drivel

   "Hang around where people are drunk and female and buxom"
						- Joel Brown, Official Advisor for New Orleans

   "There's a fart.com, but you have to sign up"... 
                      - Mike Stephanides MD, on the future of eCommerce

   "The world sometimes just doesn't live up to my expectations"... - me

   "She was just too cute to waste on religion..." - Jeff Smith PhD (womanology)

   "We camp here- tomorrow we continue at first light."
				- Mike McCarty on the Vast Fry's in San Jose

   "The Internet brings pornography and computer viruses; it tells you
   	how to take drugs and make bombs." - Professor H. Thimbleby, Newcastle

   "Accomplished neuroanatomists, a special breed of people, often compulsive
    and occasionally even semiparanoid, number only a few score in the
    entire world."			- David Hubel, The Brain

   "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
    We don't believe this to be a coincidence." - Jeremy S. Anderson

   "A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than
    a minute.  But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute,
    it is longer than any hour.  That's relativity."  -- A. Einstein

   "She had those really big eyes and bright smile that you see in people
    who haven't been here that long"	- David Doshay, NASA pessimist

   "You and weird are intimate" 
					- Lori Howard, female

   "all food is green... given time"
					- mike "metaphysical" mccarty

   "...fabulous, left-wing, socialist babes..."
					- Heather Campbell on UCSC women

   "Oh my god, I think I'm going to heave..."
				- Mark Ferneau on the Fry's Store on Lawrence

   "An enterprising young man with red hair that does lots of things"
					- Sats Ramachandran on ;)

   "I shall explain this by waving my hands about in an appropriate manner."
                                        - U Cambridge prof

   "Yuppies just don't want to be overwhelmed"
                                        - John Shewchuk, OOP God

  "Why the hell should I get a wife when the man next door's got one?"
                                       - Furry Lewis, Blues artist

  "Maybe I'll get a song out of it." - Keith Richards' reaction to a 1977
                                       conviction for possession of cocaine

  "One day Neil Young will write a happy song.  But I'll probably sell 
   it to TV for a commercial"        - Neil Young on his music

  "It remains a fact that a happy person cannot be a communist" - J T Kruger,
                                            South African Minister of Justice

  "When I go to hell, I'm sure God will punish me by tickling my feet"
                                          - D. Yarrington

  "Lisp machines don't do recursion very well." - R. Elkins

  "I'm hungry... where's Debbie?" - W. Wonchoba

  "I'm your fairy godmother..." - J. Bright

  "Only thing farmland's good for is riding motorcycles"- A. Iyengar

  "ioctl(TIOCNOTTY) me" - M. Buda

  "A plotter is a high resolution graphics device, only limited by the
   thickness of the pen"     - D. Nairn

  "Life is nothing but a terminal disease" - C F Bryden

  "Left is right, right is wrong" - T Neff

  "If he doesn't have pizza, he's not any good" - B Riley

  "Delbug takes very good care of you" - D Robinson

  "What time are you at?" - D Brobyn

  "Fuck prerequisites!  I don't care about prerequisites!" - T Uffner

  "I'm a just a peaceloving Kaiser" - E Harlow

  "...several diseases that destroy the brain produce a general decline
   in the ability to recall information..." - Cognition: A Glass & K Holyoak