Notable Quotes/Quotable Notes
"Ijust kicked someone's butt somewhere who is named Fiona"
- Alexander Montgomery, online gamer on DSi
"The penis is the dipstick of the body's health"
- Dr Harry Fisch, Prof of Clinical Urology, Columbia U
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a
man and a woman"
- Ahnold Schwartzenegger, California's Governor
"(Note: Funds cannot be provided to reimburse scientists from communist
and terrorist countries)"
- Grant instructions for Army BAA proposal
"He's basically violent, you know"
- Dr Michael Aratow on Dr Christopher Peri
"Sometimes, you just have to whack out"
-Eric Herbranson DDS
"The problem is that you have men of today with tomorrow's
technology and yesterday's philosophy"
-Rael (otherwise a nut case)
"Woo-woo shit"
- John Hines, NASA Sage
"We're going to mess up and build the coolest, stinkin' device EVER"
- Usen Udoh, future Billionaire
"The nice thing is that people come up to you all night and pop you;"
- Joel Brown, Halloween Partygoer
"I'm not important enough for anyone to mail me anthrax"
- Xander Twombly ;(
"NASA does not ban sex between crewmembers"
- Space.com, insipid drivel
"Hang around where people are drunk and female and buxom"
- Joel Brown, Official Advisor for New Orleans
"There's a fart.com, but you have to sign up"...
- Mike Stephanides MD, on the future of eCommerce
"The world sometimes just doesn't live up to my expectations"... - me
"She was just too cute to waste on religion..." - Jeff Smith PhD (womanology)
"We camp here- tomorrow we continue at first light."
- Mike McCarty on the Vast Fry's in San Jose
"The Internet brings pornography and computer viruses; it tells you
how to take drugs and make bombs." - Professor H. Thimbleby, Newcastle
"Accomplished neuroanatomists, a special breed of people, often compulsive
and occasionally even semiparanoid, number only a few score in the
entire world." - David Hubel, The Brain
"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence." - Jeremy S. Anderson
"A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than
a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute,
it is longer than any hour. That's relativity." -- A. Einstein
"She had those really big eyes and bright smile that you see in people
who haven't been here that long" - David Doshay, NASA pessimist
"You and weird are intimate"
- Lori Howard, female
"all food is green... given time"
- mike "metaphysical" mccarty
"...fabulous, left-wing, socialist babes..."
- Heather Campbell on UCSC women
"Oh my god, I think I'm going to heave..."
- Mark Ferneau on the Fry's Store on Lawrence
"An enterprising young man with red hair that does lots of things"
- Sats Ramachandran on ;)
"I shall explain this by waving my hands about in an appropriate manner."
- U Cambridge prof
"Yuppies just don't want to be overwhelmed"
- John Shewchuk, OOP God
"Why the hell should I get a wife when the man next door's got one?"
- Furry Lewis, Blues artist
"Maybe I'll get a song out of it." - Keith Richards' reaction to a 1977
conviction for possession of cocaine
"One day Neil Young will write a happy song. But I'll probably sell
it to TV for a commercial" - Neil Young on his music
"It remains a fact that a happy person cannot be a communist" - J T Kruger,
South African Minister of Justice
"When I go to hell, I'm sure God will punish me by tickling my feet"
- D. Yarrington
"Lisp machines don't do recursion very well." - R. Elkins
"I'm hungry... where's Debbie?" - W. Wonchoba
"I'm your fairy godmother..." - J. Bright
"Only thing farmland's good for is riding motorcycles"- A. Iyengar
"ioctl(TIOCNOTTY) me" - M. Buda
"A plotter is a high resolution graphics device, only limited by the
thickness of the pen" - D. Nairn
"Life is nothing but a terminal disease" - C F Bryden
"Left is right, right is wrong" - T Neff
"If he doesn't have pizza, he's not any good" - B Riley
"Delbug takes very good care of you" - D Robinson
"What time are you at?" - D Brobyn
"Fuck prerequisites! I don't care about prerequisites!" - T Uffner
"I'm a just a peaceloving Kaiser" - E Harlow
"...several diseases that destroy the brain produce a general decline
in the ability to recall information..." - Cognition: A Glass & K Holyoak