National Biocomputation Center

Kevin Montgomery


National Biocomputation Center
Stanford University 701A Welch Road, Suite 1128
Stanford, CA 94305
+1 (650)498-6978

Current Projects




Personal Stuff

Here's the latest list of favorite sushi places, kinda in order:

Sushi Comrade Reviews

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Notable Quotes/Quotable Notes

"I just kicked someone's butt somewhere who is named Fiona"
- Alexander Montgomery, online worldwide gamer on DSi

"The penis is the dipstick of the body's health"
- Dr Harry Fisch, Prof of Clinical Urology, Columbia U

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
- Ahnold Schwartzenegger, California's Governor

"(Note: Funds cannot be provided to reimburse scientists from communist and terrorist countries)"
- Grant instructions for Army BAA proposal

"He's basically violent, you know"
- Dr Michael Aratow on Dr Christopher Peri

"Sometimes, you just have to whack out"
-Eric Herbranson DDS

"The problem is that you have men of today with tomorrow's technology and yesterday's philosophy"
-Rael (otherwise a nut case)

"Woo-woo shit"
- John Hines, NASA Sage

"We're going to mess up and build the coolest, stinkin' device EVER"
- Usen Udoh, future Billionaire

"The nice thing is that people come up to you all night and pop you;"
- Joel Brown, Halloween Partygoer

"I'm not important enough for anyone to mail me anthrax"
- Xander Twombly ;(

"NASA does not ban sex between crewmembers"
-, insipid drivel

"Hang around where people are drunk and female and buxom"
- Joel Brown, Official Advisor for New Orleans

"There's a, but you have to sign up"...
- Mike Stephanides MD, on the future of eCommerce

"The world sometimes just doesn't live up to my expectations"... - me
"She was just too cute to waste on religion..." - Jeff Smith PhD (womanology)

"We camp here- tomorrow we continue at first light."
- Mike McCarty on the Vast Fry's in San Jose

"The Internet brings pornography and computer viruses; it tells you
how to take drugs and make bombs." - Professor H. Thimbleby, Newcastle

"Accomplished neuroanatomists, a special breed of people, often compulsive and occasionally even semiparanoid, number only a few score in the entire world."
- David Hubel, The Brain

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
- Jeremy S. Anderson

"A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity."
- A. Einstein

"She had those really big eyes and bright smile that you see in people who haven't been here that long"
- David Doshay, NASA pessimist

"You and weird are intimate"
- Lori Howard, female

"all food is green... given time"
- mike "metaphysical" mccarty

"...fabulous, left-wing, socialist babes..."
- Heather Campbell on UCSC women

"Oh my god, I think I'm going to heave..."
- Mark Ferneau on the Fry's Store on Lawrence

"An enterprising young man with red hair that does lots of things"
- Sats Ramachandran on ;)

"I shall explain this by waving my hands about in an appropriate manner."
- U Cambridge prof

"Yuppies just don't want to be overwhelmed"
- John Shewchuk, OOP God

"Why the hell should I get a wife when the man next door's got one?"
- Furry Lewis, Blues artist

"Maybe I'll get a song out of it."
- Keith Richards' reaction to a 1977 conviction for possession of cocaine

"One day Neil Young will write a happy song. But I'll probably sell it to TV for a commercial"
- Neil Young on his music

"It remains a fact that a happy person cannot be a communist"
- J T Kruger, South African Minister of Justice

"When I go to hell, I'm sure God will punish me by tickling my feet"
- D. Yarrington

"Lisp machines don't do recursion very well."
- R. Elkins

"I'm hungry... where's Debbie?"
- W. Wonchoba

"I'm your fairy godmother..."
- J. Bright

"Only thing farmland's good for is riding motorcycles"
- A. Iyengar

"ioctl(TIOCNOTTY) me"
- M. Buda

"A plotter is a high resolution graphics device, only limited by the thickness of the pen"
- D. Nairn

"Life is nothing but a terminal disease"
- C F Bryden

"Left is right, right is wrong"
- T Neff

"If he doesn't have pizza, he's not any good"
- B Riley

"Delbug takes very good care of you"
- D Robinson

"What time are you at?"
- D Brobyn

"Fuck prerequisites! I don't care about prerequisites!"
- T Uffner

"I'm a just a peaceloving Kaiser"
- E Harlow

"...several diseases that destroy the brain produce a general decline in the ability to recall information..."
- Cognition: A Glass & K Holyoak

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